5 Much More “Productive” Things to Do Instead of Reading Books
I am here today to blow your mind with revolutionary activities that are oh-so-much better than the laborious, eye-straining task of reading books.
I mean, who wants to broaden their horizons, grow their imaginations, or increase their empathy through reading when there are such captivating alternatives out there?
Let’s take a look at five top activities that promise unparalleled enrichment and engagement.
You’re welcome in advance.
By the way, save your cuss words till this blog post ends.
1. Binge-watch every season of every reality TV show ever made.
Who needs the intricacies of literature when you can gaze into the entrancing void of reality television?
Literary classics like “Pride and Prejudice” or “To Kill a Mockingbird”? Pshaw!
I’d much rather watch C-list celebrities eating bugs in a jungle or arguing over who washed the dishes last.
That’s where the real character development happens.
Sure, the books might teach you about love, prejudice, and resilience in the face of adversity, but can they show you how to apply the perfect contour?
I think not.
2. Scroll aimlessly through social media until your thumbs hurt.
Nothing says productivity quite like scrolling through the perfectly curated lives of influencers.
By all means, let’s exchange the adventures of Huckleberry Finn or Harry Potter’s battle against Voldemort for the riveting narrative of what a complete stranger ate for breakfast.
Who needs the carefully crafted world of a book when we can watch people we don’t know pretend to live lives they don’t really live on platforms that make us feel worse about our own lives?
Now, that’s quality time spent!
3. Organize your sock drawer by color, pattern, and elasticity.
Who needs the thrill of a spy novel or the tension of a well-crafted thriller when you can experience the pure adrenaline rush of pairing socks?
Sure, those books might make your heart race and keep you on the edge of your seat, but have you ever tried finding a mate for a rogue sock with a particularly elusive pattern?
Now, that’s what I call a nail-biting activity.
4. Perfect the art of watching paint dry.
Forget about the sweeping romance of “Outlander” or the timeless wisdom in “The Alchemist”.
Instead, spend your afternoon watching the slow transformation of your living room wall from “eggshell white” to “dusky sunset”. They say that patience is a virtue, and boy, will this test your virtues!
Plus, you can always brag about it later at parties.
5. Count the number of times your ceiling fan goes around in an hour.
Why dive into a fantastical universe like “The Lord of the Rings”, learning about elvish lore and journeying with hobbits, when you can stare up at a ceiling fan for an hour?
Think of all the rich detail you’re missing: the hum of the motor, the slight wobble in its spin. It’s a hypnotic ballet, really.
Every bit as enchanting as a well-spun tale.
Ending this on a positive note.
“If you don’t know what sarcasm is, I beg for your forgiveness, My Lord.”
